Webs’ Random Ideas

Interesting take on the other side of things.

Excitement is growing in the Northern England town of Huddlesfield following the news that a local man saw an image of the Big-Bang in a piece of toast. Atheist Donald Chapman, 36, told local newspaper, “The Huddlesfield Express” that he was sitting down to eat breakfast when an unusual toast pattern caught his eye.

“I was just about to spread the butter when I noticed a fairly typical small hole in the bread surrounded by a burnt black ring. However the direction and splatter patterns of the crumbs as well as the changing shades emanating outwards from this black hole were very clearly similar to the chaotic-dynamic non-linear patterns that one would expect following the Big Bang”. “It’s the beginning of the world” he added excitedly.

Many people may jump to say this is a hoax, or a farce. But what makes seeing a religious image in toast more credible than an image of scientific theory?

Here are the links:

Original site (down due to being dugg): Satire and Comment
Mirror of site above: Toast site mirror